i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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