we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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