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Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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