fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I could fuck to npr.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Randomize
