is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Randomize
