New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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