found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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