I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
be right there i have to get my cape
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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