so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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