so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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