The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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