nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
