I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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