fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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