Dual....:-)
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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