You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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