what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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