Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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