cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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