Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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