If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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