I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
