you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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