i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I think people are normalizing furries
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