After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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