I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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