i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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