I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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