We're facebook friends in real life
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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