So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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