She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
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