Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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