Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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