Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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