he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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