i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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