can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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