Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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