I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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