tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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