i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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