I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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