there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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