is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
We need a shit load of segways right now
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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