Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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