It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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