She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Randomize