her vagine was all disorganized.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize