I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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