I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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