Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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