I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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