FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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