have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
