ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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