forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
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