I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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